(Source: milo-coco)
Help I can hear my mom and her boyfriend having sex nononononono help
Oh no. Run. Loud music. Macarena..
NO. I’VE GOT IT.There’s this Prince song. Housequake. It’s part of a project that didn’t finish, he sings it as this female persona.
IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX TO.
I’ll put that in writing.
NO HUMAN
KEEP YOUR BATH AWAY FROM ME
I CLEAN MYSELF WITH MY TONGUE, YOUR DIABOLICAL HUMAN BATHS ARE NOT MEANT FOR ME
(Source: callista-curnow)




